TLDW: Game Of Thrones 4x03
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
eyeliner cant be THAT hard
i take this back. that was the worst experience of my life. never put on makeup.
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Chrys watches GoT [x]
It indeed is
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
Ice Cave - Georgia O’Keeffe
^ OH THANK GOD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW VAGINA.
EVERYTHING GEORGIA O’KEEFFE DOES IS VAGINA.
This, this was my GCSE art project. I spent fucking months tryoing to analyse this glorious shit and pretend it wasn’t vaginas.
Inspired by THIS
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
THIS MAKES ME DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
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