Chrys watches GoT [x]
It indeed is
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
Ice Cave - Georgia O’Keeffe
^ OH THANK GOD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW VAGINA.
EVERYTHING GEORGIA O’KEEFFE DOES IS VAGINA.
This, this was my GCSE art project. I spent fucking months tryoing to analyse this glorious shit and pretend it wasn’t vaginas.
Inspired by THIS
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
THIS MAKES ME DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE AND I DON’T KNOW WHY.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
Got any grapes?
We just sell lemonade
listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.
At first those tags were kind of funny, but then it just got sad.
I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.
yes. go you terrifying bearded giant of flamboyantness. I think I love you.
Anonymous asked: I don't want to hate but, why don't you want Daenerys to rule Westeros? I'm curious because opinions on the subject are usually opposite.
This is not going to be Spoiler Free so if you haven’t read all the books and you don’t want spoilers stop reading.
You’ve been warned.
Queen of The Seven Kingdoms
First of all, I want to speak about the fact that Daenerys believes that she is the rightful queen of Westeros, a place were she had never been, because her father was King once.
Fine, I can understand that, because she grew up with a brother that told her how great House Targaryen was, a brother that made her think that everyone in Westeros was willing to fight for them.
And, at first, when we didn’t knew that Aegon Targaryen was still alive (which means that Daenerys has truly no claim to the Iron Thorne because a son comes before a sister) I was convinced that the moral thing was to let Daenerys rule.
But in some way I knew that even if she became Queen she would have no idea how to rule.
She has never been in Westeros, she has never played the game of thrones, nor she knows the players.
Khaleesi of The Great Grass Sea
When she gets married to Khal Drogo and meets Jorah, she sees that her brother had no idea about what the people of Westeros want and that he has no problem on selling her to someone that she sees like a savage.
Do you know what it is like to be sold, squire? I do. My brother sold me to Khal Drogo for the promise of a golden crown. Well, Drogo crowned him in gold, though not as he had wished, and I…my sun-and-stars made a queen of me, but if he had been a different man, it might have been much otherwise. Do you think I have forgotten how it felt to be afraid?
She never forgets that, even if in the end she ends up falling in love with Drogo, and it marks her forever, and its the reason why she frees the slaves from Slaver’s Bay.
The Mother of Dragons
When the dragons arrive, Daenerys’ starts to see who she really is or who she can be.
During all her life she had to beg for a home, for food. She had to run from Robert’s assasins and Varys’ spies, and she was mistreated by her brother.
But, when she survives after getting on the pire, she sees that she is something else, that she is not just a girl.
Breaker of Chains
The Targaryens have always danced too close to madness. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods toss a coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.
The first time I realize that Daenerys had trully no idea what she was doing was on Astapor and Yunkai.
It is true that what she did in Astapor, pretending not to know Valyrian and fooling the masters, was smart but when she leaves Astapor and goes for Yunkai, Astapor becames hell on earth, without a proper ruling and no one to look after it. And the same thing happens to Yunkai.
I know that she spent her childhood in exile, impoverished, living on dreams and schemes, running from one city to the next, always fearful, never safe, friendless but for a brother who was by all accounts half-mad…a brother who sold her maidenhood to the Dothraki for the promise of an army. I know that somewhere upon the grass, her dragons hatched, and so did she. I know she is proud. How not? What else was left her but pride? I know she is strong. How not? The Dothraki despise weakness. If Daenerys had been weak, she would have perished with Viserys. I know she is fierce. Astapor, Yunkai and Meereen are proof enough of that. She has survived assassins and conspiracies and fell sorceries, grieved for a brother and a husband and a son, trod the cities of the slavers to dust beneath her dainty sandalled feet.
So, by the time Daenerys arrives at Meereen and starts ruling there as queen, I’d already realize that it was true what they said about Daenerys.
The Blood of Aegon the Dragon flows in her veins.
She is a conqueress. She is good at that.
She frees people, she conquers places, but she has no idea about how to rule them, plus, by the end of A Dance With Dragons, we can start to see that she might be both sides of the coin, beeing both great and mad.
To conclude, I think Daenerys is a strong woman who can face whatever obstacle it’s in her way, but she is not feat for ruling, even if she is, in some way, as great as Aegon the Conqueror.
when i see a cute boy
I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded
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