LOTR, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Firefly, Hannibal, and many other things to various degrees...

21st July 2014

Post reblogged from TomSka's Kool Blog Zone!!! with 1,119 notes

thetomska:

It genuinely blows my mind that some people still hate others for the colour of their skin or what they choose to put in their butt like sort your priorities out, you fucking dildos.

21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Water Dancer with Dragons with 20,896 notes

songofages:

the-dirty-and-unwashed-hippie:

sparkasaurous:

The rainbow life is a hard life

You have the coolest hair ever.

Your hair is gorgeous.

Tagged: hairrainbowssuperdamnsexywantyes

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19th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Consulting Cannibal with 85,157 notes

listoflifehacks:

unicornsyglitter:

baelthezaar:

lesbianmidget69dopeshit:

sexuallyactivegrandma:

imaginarily:

unicornsyglitter:

Sometimes i get carried away with snapchat

this needs to be seen by everyone right now

this is freaking beautiful

Why do you have bugs framed in your house

Because people collect insects and put the in frames, which if you ask me is more interesting (and respectable) than hunting trophies.

Actually my mom just likes butterflies tbh

how to snap chat ^

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17th July 2014

Link reblogged from If lies were cats you'd be litter with 22,774 notes

http://procrastinationcelebration.tumblr.com/post/91990174870/the-average-gatsby-alright-you-guys-have-posted →

the-average-gatsby:

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

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16th July 2014

Post reblogged from Consulting Cannibal with 514,788 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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10th July 2014

Post reblogged from If lies were cats you'd be litter with 11,141 notes

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

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25th June 2014

Photo reblogged from A gentleman is always ahead of the hero... with 106,902 notes

ferocity:

 

ferocity:

 

Tagged: kawaii sociopathic bisexualyuppretty muchXD

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24th June 2014

Photo reblogged from check out my sweet blog bruh with 190,132 notes

Tagged: yupsexywexystuffgirls

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29th May 2014

Photo reblogged from check out my sweet blog bruh with 400,928 notes

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius

Tagged: yespure geniussexualitybisexual erasurestuff

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29th May 2014

Photo reblogged from How will we ever get out of this labyrinth with 85,451 notes

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

Tagged: yesmesexualitygenderstuff

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27th May 2014

Post reblogged from baruk khazâd! khazâd ai-mênu! with 255 notes

colleyuriko:

"average occult ability of human race is 0" factoid actualy just statistical error. average occulit ability of human race is 3. Rincewind the Wizzard who is the Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography at Unseen University has an occult ability of -10 000, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Tagged: BESTwhy do I love the Spiders Georg jokes so muchDiscworldRicewind

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27th May 2014

Post reblogged from Hello you. with 77,546 notes

glorfindely:

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

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Tagged: mealways meI need 948385298362% more money to sustain my bookshop dependenciesbooksbooooksBOOOOOOKSLoTRkinda

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27th May 2014

Photoset reblogged from be a cartoon heart with 405 notes

incurable-insomnia:

QI rewatch: Food

Tagged: disabled access is a dalek conspiracyQiJimmy CarrDavid MitchellStephen FryNational Treasure

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27th May 2014

Post reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 411,948 notes

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

Tagged: move directly to helldo not pass godo not collect £200ayooo

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26th May 2014

Video reblogged from A gentleman is always ahead of the hero... with 187,550 notes

stream-space:

lunulata:

No really. Watch this.

Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.

It even makes the coin noises.

Fuckin excellent

Tagged: I want onebut a quick google says it's way out of my price rangedamnThismusicnew life ambition

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