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16th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Official shitlord. with 58,682 notes

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

Tagged: rememberhappythotsspidersfreaking adorable

Source: chronicarus

16th September 2014

Post reblogged from I am the prettiest unicorn with 36,458 notes

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

Tagged: yes

Source: bogusjake

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Consulting Cannibal with 185,772 notes

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

tibets:

this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

Tagged: wuthoot hoot muthafucker bleeeeehehhhhhhfuckin owlsnot the wise creatures they appear to bewildlife

Source: urbran

15th September 2014

Post reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 151,220 notes

gingerhustler:

spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.

Tagged: true

Source: timidbabie

15th September 2014

Post reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 59,390 notes

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

"Sext: I am a wardrobe u thrust into me. u go deeper than expected. on the tip of ur dick you feel pine needles and snow"

Tagged: these are all GoldsextsEasiest way to freak out people >.<

Source: narcomanic

15th September 2014

Post reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 59,390 notes

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

Source: narcomanic

15th September 2014

Quote reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 271,071 notes

One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
— Steve Maraboli (via versteur)

This is so important

(via nightsofecstasy)

Source: psych-facts

15th September 2014

Link reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 37,959 notes

http://moustachemanaged.tumblr.com/post/97538814293/jcatgrl-copperbadge-persinetteinthetower →

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl…

Tagged: yesneed thisfairytales gone wrong

Source: moriartythetease

15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 138,863 notes

Tagged: lergerlersthe many faces of the prettyboy elfLoTRLegolasIt's kinnda awesome thougand I want ityes

Source: zabblepants

8th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Water Dancer with Dragons with 19,356 notes

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

This is my favourite part of the whole movie.

"Hey Figwit, you were so popular in LOTR we want you to come back for a cameo in  this film."
*Spends entire shoot throwing food at his face*

'fucking dwarves, why did I come back for this'

Tagged: THe HobbitLOTRFigwit

Source: anunexpectedhotdwarf

8th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Water Dancer with Dragons with 1,885 notes

fannibal-crack:

Hannibal really didn’t think this part through

Tagged: hahahannibalwill bae

Source: fannibal-crack

6th September 2014

Post reblogged from The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment with 598,419 notes

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

Source: florelgreen

4th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Mr Steampunk One with 1,686 notes

emporioefikz:

Clockwork by Zy0rg 

emporioefikz:

Clockwork by Zy0rg 

Source: emporioefikz

3rd September 2014

Photo reblogged from If lies were cats you'd be litter with 122,481 notes

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:
Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.
Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.
At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.
A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.
The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

This nearly made me so angry… then I read on.

bespectacledsloth:

all-four-cheekbones:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Genetically Modified Berry compared to Organic Berry:

Note that the modified specimen is bloated to about 3 times the mass of the common berry. Advanced rot has set in prior to maturity and tests revealed 78% more lactic acid in the modified organism.

Upon contact with the modified berry, the picker’s hands exhibited a rash which is clearly visible on the fingers and should not be mistaken for juice stains acquired during picking. While the common berry, of course, has no ill effects on the skin, the modified organism had an effect similar to poison oak and swelling set in shortly after the photo was taken.  The discoloration and pain lasted approximately 12 hours with treatment including Neosporin and Syrup of Ipecac.

At 16 hours the specimen went missing and could not be monitored for decay rates.  While the common berry remained, the modified berry was spotted the next Tuesday at the corner of Wallace and 12th St. Having grown another meter and a half, the genetically modified berry murdered two prostitutes and became the target of a cross country manhunt. It was last seen on February 20th in Boulder, CO where it has joined with several bananas from the Monsanto corporation and stolen at least two shotguns from the Boulder Police Department.

A manifesto was released online suggesting that the berries intend to strike at our nurseries, killing our young and replacing them with further modified organisms which we will raise as our own. They also intend to “free their enslaved brothers” by treating common fruits and possibly vegetables with mutagens.

The head of the FDA could not be reached for comment as he has gone missing. Only a glass of unidentified red fluid was found in his office, labeled “Extra Pulp”.

#I am so glad I kept reading

The number of people that aren’t reading the whole thing and are hailing it as fact make me laugh harder than the actual story.

This nearly made me so angry… then I read on.

Tagged: perfectyesGMFearmongering bastardsGenetic ModificationBiolology

3rd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from My little corner of the world with 133,576 notes

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

Source: theheirsofdurin